May 14th Re-Cap
It
starts with an idea. “Lets build soapbox cars.” OK. A week later the San Fernando Valley Illegal Soap Box
Federation was born. The rules are simple: 4 wheels have some brakes, no motors
or drive trains, no bullshit. Use your imagination, have some fun figuring out
how to turn that shopping cart into a badass racecar. We’ve seen other soapbox
groups develop in more trendy areas they make very pretty cars. Due to the harsh
surroundings of the SFV landscape, the cars developed here took on a more
post-apocalyptical appearance. Most of them were made from shopping carts,
bicycles, and bed frames scavenged from the alleyways of the SFV. One the day of our first run we had five cars ready to roll
and the very south end of Reseda Blvd. The course was around a mile long,
sloping downward at a steep incline with a few soft turns thrown in for good
measure. Test runs were clocked in at speeds of 45+ miles an hour. It’s very
fast when you’re inches from the ground in a cantankerous contraption that you
made out of junk you found in an alley. In addition to the turns and steepness
of the course we had two other danger elements: Fog and Traffic. It was so foggy
at 7:30 in the AM on Mother’s Day that you could not see but 60 yards a head
of you. This of course made the traffic issue an even greater problem. The
hillside was being populated by ever-increasing numbers of mountain bikers and
hikers, all of which drove up the hill for their weekend warrior endeavors. Not
being able to see them before it was too late to react added an additional
element of fear to the already addled racers. At the top we had five racers at
the ready with about 30 spectators on the sidelines. Once the green flag was
waved, the cars quickly gained speed as they disappeared into the fog. At the
bottom of the track it was Evil Ed in the Lead with The Carcass in second. One
of the racers lost control of their car and crashed into a tree. The car will
need to be taken back to the shop for repairs and the driver will be nursing
some bruised ribs for a time. This was the first run; we have a monthly race on
the second Sunday early in the morning. Check www.tick-one.com
or www.choppercabras.org for races
times and locations. See you then!


